- Chapman, Jonson and Marston were famously thrown in prison for including in their play Eastward Ho! a number of satirical jibes at the court of King James. Among these was the following passage, in which Captain Seagull describes the golden land of Virginia, which is free from all the irritations of London life, excepting
… a few industrious Scots, perhaps, who indeed are dispersed over the face of the whole earth. But as for them, there are no greater friends to Englishmen and England, when they are out on't, in the world, than they are. And for my part, I would a hundred thousand of them were there; for we are all one countrymen now, ye know; and we should find ten times more comfort of them there than we do here. (3.3.38-45)
The RSC's recent revival of the play put an intriguing spin on this famous slur: as Seagull uttered his first sentence, a couple of Scottish sailors thumped their tankards down and stood menacingly. The remainder of Seagull's speech became a hastily spluttered attempt at pacifying the angry Scots, and the cutting sarcasm of his closing phrase was obscured. It is, of course, no longer acceptable to encourage derisive laughter at Scots on the British stage (although, as the playwrights discovered to their cost, it was unacceptable in 1605 too), and the interpolated Scotsmen demonstrated a desire to smooth over those aspects of the play that might seem embarrassingly outdated to its audience. However, the larger question of the play's overriding satirical aims was dealt with less thoughtfully. Reviving topical city comedies like Eastward Ho! is not easy, and the RSC's production was only a partial success. Although it frequently captured the madcap humour that makes the play still funny today, it was less successful at communicating its satire on the politics and culture of 1605, and thus presented a watered-down version of this savage little play.
The child of Mary Queen of Scots,
A shifty mother's shiftless son,
Bred up among intrigues and plots,
Learned in all things, wise in none.
Ungainly, babbling, wasteful, weak,
Shrewd, clever, cowardly, pedantic,
The sight of steel would blanch his cheek,
The smell of baccy drive him frantic.
He was the author of his line--
He wrote that witches should be burnt;
He wrote that monarchs were divine,
And left a son who--proved they weren't!
Rudyard Kipling (Poem - James I)





